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Cops: Corgi’s Super Hero Birthday Was ‘Out of Control’
New Hampshire police arrived at the home of Howard the Corgi at 2:07 AM on Tuesday after receiving no less than 12 noise complaints from area residents.
“The party was raging,” says officer Jake Fowler, referring to the Corgi’s birthday celebration. It had been ongoing since 7:00 PM the previous evening. “It was a super hero theme, so the dogs were jumping off the furniture in capes trying to fly. It was out of control and we had to shut it down.”
There were no arrests, though one party guest was issued a fine for disorderly conduct.
Via Stacy Koscielniak.
So smuffly!
“You need tae lose some weight.”
And you need to not make personal remarks when you’re staggering around near my front door at 9.30pm on a Monday.
I may be overweight, but you’re a fucking arse.
I have never enjoyed oxygen, sunlight and coffee as much as I just did.
I realise I complain non-stop about my job, and a lot of people have it a lot harder than I do, but I’d been indoors bar a brief run around the neighbourhood this morning since Friday and I just needed clean air. Know how your room starts to smell like your conditioner or your deoderant? That shit was actually annoying me this afternoon.
But, an hour’s walk around the block and an iced coffee, some kind words from my lover and a bit of sun on my face and I’m restored.
Back to life!
French artist Mademoiselle Maurice who creates stunning geometric figures on urban surfaces using rainbows of folded origami figures. via
Guerilla Paint Sculpture. Belgian paint manufacturer Levis (Akzo Nobel) recently came up with an urban guerilla paint sculpture! The installation, planned and created by Belgian ad agency King George, consists of an XXL Levis paint pot mounted onto an existing lamppost eight metres above the ground so it appears to be floating. The post itself has been painted red, creating a stream of paint that looks like it is coloring the car park where it is situated. via
